I got myself and early birthday present a few weeks ago and bought Skyrim, because I missed playing it so damn hard. I made a Khajit whom I accidentally named “Prisoner” because I hit the wrong button on the naming screen, but Prisoner has grown into a sweet little character with all her misadventures. She experienced an episode of amnesia when she was captured and thus not only has no recollection of her past or her name (so she thinks she is called Prisoner), but she her first experience that she remembers since the incident has been of violence so she’s determined to kill everyone lest they kill her. Thusly, she is a sneaky assassin kitty. She came across a generous Orc one day whom she tried to stab and he lived through it and gave her fish instead of picking a battle with her. It was the first incident of kindness she’d seen in Skyrim, so she imprinted on him and now follows him around as a travel companion and well, ya know, friend with benefits. There’s also my partner’s Breton wizard (doing gratuitous wizardry with his summoned flame atronach) and Dunmer and a really crappy doodle of my olde Argonian Agnew who will never see the light of day unless I kidnap my ex’s computer or re-create her.
Hup hup hup. Skyrim is fun.
iamthemonolith asked: Also, 1, 3, 17, 21, 51, 70, 78.
1: Answered here.
3: A fictional person you think would be good in bed.
Idk, Sabin from FF6.
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
Yes, and I am delicious! I taste myself almost every time tbh.
21: How big is too big?
I have honestly never experienced anyone too uncomfortably big to the point it hurt, but some guys have come close. I think it’s more a matter of girth than length on that front, but you know what they say! With ample lubrication…anything is possible? I don’t think that’s it but that’s what I’m going with.
51: Answered here.
70: Booty or boobs?
Booty booty booty booty rockin’ everywherrre.
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
- Have sex with my partner.
- Make silly shapes with it (kangaroo, turtle, hamburger, wristwatch, etc.)
- Buffalo Bill.
- If said penis came with balls, I’d drag said balls across someone’s face.
- Attempt autofellatio and inevitably fail because I have too many ribs and I’m not flexible enough.
Anonymous asked: 6,7,8
OH BOY BECAUSE NO ONE SPECIFIED WHICH SURVEY THIS IS FOR I’M GOING TO DO BOTH. Because I’m a horrible person.
Not Exclusively Sex:
6: Four turn offs:
Weak handshakes and disconnected kissing, softspokenness, (in men when referring to being turned on/off in terms of mates) small stature and meek/unsure/timid posture, and over-the top assertive/aggressive/demanding/predatory attitude (this applies largely to their attitude and the way they treat me outside the bedroom…)
7: My best friend:
Hunter. For always and ever since like 11 years ago. <3
8: Sexual orientation:
For the sake of not getting too flowery, I’m largely heterosexual, with panromantic and queer tendencies.
Sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when…
Strangely enough it was not when I was being paddled by two other women and a gentleman came in and we began fellating him and fingering each other… Or the numerous times that a roommate/friend came in while I was banging my partner at the time (once a roommate came in with a knife!) Honestly, I don’t even believe in awkward but… I guess if the partner does then that is an entirely different situation. I mean, I once puked on a guy’s dong while giving him head and he freaked out while I just laughed. Similarly, I once farted while getting oral and the guy just flipped shit and was really angry and grossed out and the way that he was acting was what made it awkward. So I guess that takes the cake.
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny
Ugh I don’t know, nothing I can really think of that is “weird” have I remembered turning me on. Bruises? (My own.)
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
Weirdly worded question. DO YOU MEAN LIKE A SEX CONTRACT? Bahaha. I’m really curious about D/S dynamic as well as binding but I unfortunately have not gotten a lot of experience with it. Physically speaking I’ve done zipties (uncomfortable), classic handcuffs (not too bad), saran wrap (full-body, interesting and neat), duct tape (not my favorite, kind of weak)… and I think that’s the extent. I would like to look into silk rope and leather harnesses!
Mentally, I have an issue dealing with binding. I have been bound by command before, which alone was very enticing but coupled with the predatory mind-fuck aspect of the common D/S dynamic pushed me a little too far.
Playing with some ideas of Monster Girls based on the 30 Day Monster Girl Challenge. These are technically just sketches for me because I actually want to do some pretty serious and hardcore pieces with them, but I wanted to get some designs for certain types of monsters down before I tackle the pieces so these drawings came about.
We gots the first thee days: Harpy, Centaur, and Slime. Centaur is a llama. Also I love fat slime gurlz. As I continue to work with the ideas from the challenge I’ll probably wind up making all the gurlz (mostly) nude, because I love drawing nudez, too.
SKETCHDUMP TIME.
Here’s some doodles from my sketchbook/last two weeks: More character draws. Strengthening my roster and ability to draw all these guys regularly.
Cier, Vic, Neil, Crowfriend, and then a bunch of Nothing Bad Ever Happens to Me stuff with Joe and Marion. Dinking aroun with ballpoint pens and pencil sketches, some really rough stuff. Ugh. Also I have a tendency to want to pair my non-Pokemon related characters with Pokemon, so you get a Joe with a Mightyena at the end there. They’d make such a cute pair! It’s the hair/attitude. Right? Right.
Even though I haven’t introduced Marion into the comic proper yet, I’ve been writing her a lot. It’s a serious joke canon, that she has an extensive collection of sex toys. That is a mere fraction of them. This content will probably never make it into the comic.
This is seriously one of my favorite things I’ve drawn in the last few weeks.
Strap on baby wants to take you for a ride. :3
And now I bring you some late night doodles of babes. I should probs sleep…
ta-veren told me to draw his penis again.
Gdi Nathan, tell me to draw something other than your penis when I ask “What should I draw?” :x
I drew a demon for my buddy Mark.