I did a playtest at Microsoft today and I pooped in a Microsoft bathroom. That is all I’m allowed to tell you about that, and I guess I wanted to show you this important piece of compensation I received. (The only worthwhile item on their list.)
The thing I like to do during D&D is (often stupid) art so just in case the other players don’t have any suggestions, you all should tell me what you’d like to see. Without a doubt I will be doing doodles of all the characters (I’ve got a Tiefling cleric, there will be a half-elf avenger, a warlock, a wizard, and a fighter of races unknown to me) but I’m always happy to draw any enticing requests.
So exited to break out my dice again!
| Jake: | Ana, slap a bitch. |
| Ana: | I will slap ALL THE BITCHES. |
| Jake: | Your pimp hand is resolute and has +50 resistance to posh. |
| Ana: | +10 attack bonus to bitches. |
| Jake: | I want that on a shirt. |




