PBR is the PBR of Oregon. My blood is at least 18% PBR.– Jess Jennings
Monday, March 29th, 2010
Pancakes and manicures. With arrowroots. As soon as the sun rises.
Ana: So, a girl recently got hit by the MAX by your house?
Jess: Yeah! Ha, thanks for keeping up with my Facebook updates.
Ana: Was it deliberate?
Jess: I think it'd be pretty hard to deliberately kill someone with a train... rails an all.
Ana: I meant suicide.
Jess: I still like my interpretation.
Closing the dishwasher is like sex.
Closing the dishwasher and washing pots at work is like really good sex. When I am done I am sweaty, soaking wet, exhausted, in pain, and I feel ecstatic and a great sense of accomplishment.